Genesis According to Democrats
The Atheist Democrat version of Genesis. Lucifer an illegal gun dealer came to Eve and told her she should have a gun because God cannot be trusted. Eve got the gun and went to Adam. He told her, “I approve and feel confident of our safety now since I don’t have faith in God.” God came and asked them where they got the gun and Adam said, “It was Eve.” Eve said, “It was a man on the street that talked her into it with a forked tongue.” So God ordered them to leave the Garden. Many years later, Cain found the gun and killed Abel. When God asked him about it he said, “I didn’t kill Abel, the gun did.” So you say this is a ridiculous story. But that is exactly what Democrats are telling u...