America's Drunk Driver

     I think America is like a bus driven by a drunk teenager going down hill. 

        Joe Biden speech, "This is a pandemic of the unvaccinated!"

    No Joe you got it wrong again. It is a pandemic of your open boarder, and nursing home murders. 

So people were killed, so what, it was Trump's fault, but the withdrawal was a success for my friends the Chinese and Taliban. 
He baby want to meet me tonight?



I told you to not to mention Voter Fraud.
All these disasters gives me a headache, think I'll go on vacation. Get serious work done eating my ice-cream in the basement.
Why is everyone picking on me?
If I had a gun I would shoot you.
I told you to shut up!
I'll take you out back and beat you up!
It is a lot of work to create Fake News. 
These glasses will disguise me so they won't notice I don't have a mask on.
See my halo? I am a (fallen) angel. 
Some people say I look like a Demon with pointed ears.
Do you have a plan for the Green New Communism? Good idea we will counterfeit trillions of fiat money, upgrade Voter Fraud with HR 1, get rid of police protection, and disarm them.
I am the dictator of this land and I support the  belief that people are created equal in the the consta con, you know the THING!
See I told you I was a truck driver. 
There is a dark cloud coming down on Democrats.
Shut up people, like Obama told you.
Ok now let's see how much destruction we can cause. I will be known as the most evil President. Sorry Aleister Crowley.
I am carrying out your Communist plan Obama.
We sure fooled the American people didn't we.
I have created a new government branch, Office of the President Elect supported by the media. And I didn't need to be elected.
I'm better than you Obama. Stop telling people that Joe always messes things up.
No I hear fine. I need this ear piece so Satan's agent can tell me what to say.
Get out there and fight the American Patriots.
I am here to announce the Antichrist is here. Now go out and attack all those people who refuse obey my mandates. Hail Biden. 

Kill all Conservatives!


What do you mean that I have no brain.
Wanted Biden Crime Family.
Don't sneak up on me when I am involved in a crime. Yes I remembered to wear my gloves so I won't leave figure prints.
You are a slave. You one horse pony soldier. Is that the way you talk to your master!
See I was a truck driver and 
See I have turned everything upside down. 
Ooops did I say My butts been wiped. 

Sir are you a Covid super spreader.

I plan to shut down all American Companies and send them to China.
I am carrying out the Communist plan to destroy the world, then Build Back Better under Communist slavery.
Where is your mask? Oh only Conservatives are Covid spreaders.

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